All that JUNK!!!

So it's summer yea.....fun times...the gud ol' kick-back-with-ur-peeps days we all reminisce on during term-time huh.. wild memories galore etc etc...

Who my friggin kidding?....boredom is rife, weather's erratic, and haven't a shilling in sight.

I'm enduring a most excruciating death...being forced by JD to watch Big Brother's Little Brother, Miami Ink, Gordon Ramsay's F Word...and all this other shyiiiit she's into. Comfort Eating runs corollary to that and so generally one tends to fill out in...locations.

Neway time to get creative & knock heads together on how we can all make a lil summer cash...Jobs would be the obvious eh but seeing as though we advocate a strict policy of "9 to 5 is not for everybody" LOL....job's are off the table. But neway, all of a sudden...as though true enlightenment had emanated to all but me, the suggestion is put out there with all seriousness.....

Little Dublin should chart the same path as the likes of......Melyssa Ford...... Karrine Steffans...... Esther Baxter........ Ki Toy Johnson...... and off course Buffie The Body..

Yeaa you're thinking right...and no I'm not joking....a VIDEO VIXEN.

I quickly assure them that I think their first daughters are more suited to that path....

"Nooooooooo, we mean the classy kind!"

...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??

(No disrespect) These 2-minutes-from-the-stripclub (IMHO) ladies (Businesswomen as Ms. Ford puts it) are infamous for copiously jiggling and gyrating their rear ends and other parts in countless R&B, Hip Hop and Rap videos. Or depending on how the wind blows, quite content to have credit cards swiped down their arse cracks in front of the camera. A fun and unregrettable venture...posing for XXL and Black Men....being collectively dubbed "these B*****s"....."all these H*s"...."Superhead" etc etc...

Neway I thought things would die down by the end of July...but they've been sipping on persistence juice....and I'm "encouraged" on average, every hour.. SP*'s very own Jane Doe (who btw, is the biggest advocator of this idea) has even offered to be my "Manager" and tried to put a good spin on things by offering to only get me jobs as the love interest in the video rather than the sex interest(s).

JD: "Babes just say the word I'll make a few fone calls...I got this..I got you!"

LMAO....Frankly the question I must pose is this.....with friends like mine, do I really need enemies??

But on a more stern note...guys especially I really wanna get your take on this...

Video Vixens : ...businesswomen or h*s??...."girlfriend-on-your-arm" or "jumpoff-in-the-backseat??"...."sensationally-wrong-message-for-young-girls" or "I-wudn't-mind-if-my-little-sister-did-this??"....

...dubbers =0)